Make-A-Bish: Help Bill get to work (It can get you fish)

Do you want to make a real difference to someone else's life? Do you want make the world a better place to live in? Do you want have the satisfaction of helping someone go to work? If your answer is yes, then here's the perfect opportunity:


Did you know that just for £30, you can help this poor post doctoral fellow catch that train to Cambridge and back? For £365 which is our pound a day level, you can almost fund his monthly pass. Ofcourse you give because you want to and because it helps a poor fellow and his family, but we want to show our appreciation too. If you were to join at our pound a day level, you will get a free romantic dinner for two, made specially for you by the fellow himself the next time you are in London. Our leadership circle level starts at £1000 and for that, you get flown to San Francisco for a special dinner with our uber cool art director, the one and only Black Mamba. She's promised that she will even bring a recorder and record any poetry that you care to recite. How cool!
We know you have been thinking about this, you have always wanted to fund a poor post-doc, now is your chance. We know you can do this, now is the time. Contact us now to make your contribution.

PS: No, no, only the idea of making money is mine. Art credits to BM. You must agree that it takes a certain amount of talent to put Satyajit Ray and Jorge Cham in the same frame. Special bonus for the Bong in you, here, enjoy the original too: