So Bill's birthday is coming up and yeah, I believe in doing nothing and to be fair, so does Bill. However, since this is the big three-oh and all and because certain people have been asking me over and over again what I am doing for this non-event, I decided to do some research. As of now, this is the best gift I can come up with. Please to let me know if you can think of something better. Thanks.
Btw, off off off to Chicago soon. Yippee!
 Yes, thirty years and have not worked a single day of his life. I have never met a more impressive person. Yes, I know. I am a loser.