Meanwhile, I am being brainwashed by Bamse
Let me guess. Bill must be a scientist. Let me take another step and be more specific. He must be a computer scientist. The theoretical kind. Whatever his calling, he certainly speaks to some of us -- modelers! -- who don't like nasty surprises from Reality ...
It means Bill is a genius.
Excellent! Bill can fit right in the financial industry! :-)
Abi: Ya ya though I'd be surprised if Bill is anywhere close to building a model. As he keeps telling me, he only proves things :)SB: If you say so. Still useless as far as I am concerned.Feanor: Great. Now can you get him a job? :)
I take it obediently repeating things your husband says is the first step towards becoming a sampoorna woman?
Falstaff: Second to be accurate but wait, you are also reading The Book? Whose young man are you coming as?!(Luddo: Don't even think about it. Remember you are supposed to get someone personable)
veena: What Book? I think I shall come as the parrot. After all, it's the most intelligent of the guest speakers they have lined up. And it can't be that hard. Just your basic parrot conversion (scroll about two-thirds down) and then all I have to do is sit on a perch, eat lots of nuts, go "Squawk! Who's a Pretty Polly? Pieces of Eight! Pieces of Eight! Squawk! Squawk!" and do a few card tricks with my teeth. Piece of Cake. And if I'm feeling particularly inspired I could do my Vlad the Impaler impersonation. P.S. Just as long as this isn't one of those ancient Greek things where they use birds to see into the future by cutting them open. I'd hate to end up as a dead parrot.
Can Bill please be on my dissertation committee? n!
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